Facebook Creeping

This is why I love Facebook creeping. This is one of the facebook pictures I found from this girl I used to work with (she's the one holding the dog). I can't believe this is real. They were completely serious about taking this picture. It looks like a parody.

Disney Visual Aid

I took a communications class where I had to write a paper about how Disney uses synergy in its marketing campaign. This was the visual model I created. It makes me laugh cause it's pretty dumb.

Corn!

I have a friend who's kind of a weird dude. I hadn't talked to him in a while and I didn't know what to say so I just posted a picture of corn on his Facebook wall. I still haven't heard back from him.

Work

This is one of the images you get when you type "work" into the Microsoft clip art search.

Barcelona Dump

On Las Ramblas in Barcelona, if you drop change in this guy's bag on the ground, he will pretend to take a dump for you. It's really realistic. He makes all kinds of faces and even hides a whoopie cushon under his arm.

Asshole

We were about to go out to a family dinner and this was the longest my hair has ever been. As a joke I asked my brother what he would do if I slicked it back and he said he wouldn't talk to me the whole night. So I did. And then I took this picture with Maximus.

Friendship

These are some of the images you get when you type "friendship" into the Microsoft clip art search.

Wayne Brady

Someone told me I look like Wayne Brady. I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about until they sent me this.

Bearded Spahgetti

This is my brother's dog Cash / Mr. Spaghetti. I left him alone for two minutes and he got into the flour then drank out of his water bowl and I spent the next half an hour holding him down picking dough out of his beard.

Botox Boy

I went to high school with this kid. We used to call him "Botox Boy" because he looks like he has too much botox in his forhead. He also kind of sounded like Kermit the Frog.

Cool

This is one of the images you get when you type "cool" into the Microsoft clip art search.

Fake pencil vs. Real pencil

I got really hammered one night and went on facebook at five in the morning. Apparently, I posted this image on my old roommate's wall and titled it "fake pencil vs. real pencil." I couldn't tell you why. Maybe I thought it was funny? I don't know. Weird.

The Amazing Negrobot of Denver

This is The Amazing Negrobot of Denver. Most days of the week he stands around 16th street mall and talks shit about people that walk by. He's really annoying. He also likes to sing.