Wayne Brady

Someone told me I look like Wayne Brady. I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about until they sent me this.

Bearded Spahgetti

This is my brother's dog Cash / Mr. Spaghetti. I left him alone for two minutes and he got into the flour then drank out of his water bowl and I spent the next half an hour holding him down picking dough out of his beard.

Botox Boy

I went to high school with this kid. We used to call him "Botox Boy" because he looks like he has too much botox in his forhead. He also kind of sounded like Kermit the Frog.

Cool

This is one of the images you get when you type "cool" into the Microsoft clip art search.

Fake pencil vs. Real pencil

I got really hammered one night and went on facebook at five in the morning. Apparently, I posted this image on my old roommate's wall and titled it "fake pencil vs. real pencil." I couldn't tell you why. Maybe I thought it was funny? I don't know. Weird.

The Amazing Negrobot of Denver

This is The Amazing Negrobot of Denver. Most days of the week he stands around 16th street mall and talks shit about people that walk by. He's really annoying. He also likes to sing.